scrod do not swim in the ocean

SAN FRANCISCO — A San Francisco transient with a history of violence is in custody for an alleged assault inside a Tenderloin fast-food restaurant early Saturday in which the victim later died, police said.
via S.F. transient in custody in connection with boom box beating at Carl’s Jr. – San Jose Mercury News.

MARIANNA – A man found asleep at the wheel of his car in a fastfood restaurants parking lot was arrested on drug charges early today after a search of his vehicle.
via Man found asleep behind the wheel arrested on drug charges | lot, arrested, marianna – News – The News Herald.

An Alaska man who hit a Taco Bell manager in the face with a double-decker
taco has been sentenced to one day in jail and one year probation. Warren
Strickland of Fairbanks must also pay a $100 fine after pleading guilty
Tuesday to disorderly conduct.
The 31-year-old says he threw the taco because it contained spit after he
went [...]

“who still walks around with a boombox”
An autopsy conducted Tuesday determined that a San Francisco man was the victim of a homicide Saturday, dying of injuries he suffered when a transient hit him in the head with a boom box, police said.
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i don’t expect to post any freakout videos at this place.

The Chipotle Mexican Grill does not have: table service, an extended menu or, thank heavens, sombrero pictures on its walls. In fact, it doesn’t have much of anything on its walls. Let’s hear it for concrete. Industrial chic — the decor is strictly utilitarian.
But [...]

via huff post.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/13/alesha-mcmullen-woman-who_n_421578.html

Fast food apparently wasn’t fast enough for one man in Rocky Mount — as he tried to stab his way to the head of the line
Man Stabbed At McDonalds Drive-Thru.

Angry customer blasts McDonald’s drive-through – Salt Lake Tribune.

Man stabbed seven times outside Golden Gate McDonald’s» Naples Daily News.